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The Ambiguously Nucular Duo

So, I leave town for a few days and upon returning I find that Hugo “Jesus” Chavez has been sneaking around wheeling and dealing with his equivalent, Mahmoud “Mahdi” Ahmadinejad, in my backyard. It seems like Chavez too has gone bananas and converted to Hojjatiyeh. Beware Venezuelans! We already had a spokesperson for Mahdi and [...]